A Collection of my Failures: A Comedy Blog

May 17

hallekiefer:

warrennotg:

Manager: “Ma’am, who is this queen of Disco?”
Customer: “Uh, Donna Summer?”
Nadine: “Now how do her name appear in a phone book?”
Customer: “Summer, Donna?”
Nadine: “Stretch it out now. Stretch it out”
Customer: “Summmma Donnnnna?”
Manager: “Loud and clear, now.”
Customer: “Summmmmmma Dooonnnnnaaa?”
Manager and Nadine: “Summma Donnnaa! That’s right. SIMMER DOWN NOW! That’s it, now get!”

Personally, I can’t think of a better way to be memorialized

hallekiefer:

warrennotg:

Manager: “Ma’am, who is this queen of Disco?”

Customer: “Uh, Donna Summer?”

Nadine: “Now how do her name appear in a phone book?”

Customer: “Summer, Donna?”

Nadine: “Stretch it out now. Stretch it out”

Customer: “Summmma Donnnnna?”

Manager: “Loud and clear, now.”

Customer: “Summmmmmma Dooonnnnnaaa?”

Manager and Nadine: “Summma Donnnaa! That’s right. SIMMER DOWN NOW! That’s it, now get!”

Personally, I can’t think of a better way to be memorialized

(via fuckyeahsnl)


#PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR DEATH EATERS VOLDY


Paint me like a beauxbatons witch!

#PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR DEATH EATERS VOLDY

Paint me like a beauxbatons witch!

(via mrs-sudeikis)

pi4nobl4ck:

Pie Jesu Domine,
Dona eis requiem

~~THUMP~~

pi4nobl4ck:

Pie Jesu Domine,

Dona eis requiem


~~THUMP~~

(via shuckface-mockingjay)

Working on a post about job gripes.

gabydunn:

Hey! Guys with jobs! What is one thing someone could ask you to do at your job that would drive you bonkers?

For example when I was working in web design, I’d haaaate when someone would ask me to “just make that blink-y” or “make that sparkley?”

No matter what your job is, I’m looking for the most ridiculous, annoying, outrageous requests people make of you that make your life hell. Either comment or leave them here: http://gabydunn.com/ask

What are they?

Passing this along.

Timeframe in which I’d get rid of my roommate’s cat:

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May 16

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