Whimsy! Wit! Drama! My name is Annie. I’m a twentysomething who dabbles in improv, sketch, and stand up. I’m a funny person by nature, and an unfortunate person by circumstance. Here, you’ll find a lot of comedy content. Saturday Night Live, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, Portlandia, The Office, How I Met Your Mother, any and all things Apatow, Children’s Hospital, Party Down, etc. I also post some Mad Men, and 90s. I think D2 The Mighty Ducks is the best movie ever made.Tumblr (3.0; @onlyannie)http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m46cqbxAWL1qze4ixo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hallekiefer.tumblr.com/post/23233910531/manager-maam-who-is-this-queen-of-disco">hallekiefer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://warrennotg.tumblr.com/post/23232453155/manager-maam-who-is-this-queen-of-disco">warrennotg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Manager:</strong> “Ma’am, who is this queen of Disco?”</p> <p><strong>Customer:</strong> “Uh, Donna Summer?”</p> <p><strong>Nadine:</strong> “Now how do her name appear in a phone book?”</p> <p><strong>Customer:</strong> “Summer, Donna?”</p> <p><strong>Nadine:</strong> “Stretch it out now. Stretch it out”</p> <p><strong>Customer:</strong> “Summmma Donnnnna?”</p> <p><strong>Manager:</strong> “Loud and clear, now.”</p> <p><strong>Customer:</strong> “Summmmmmma Dooonnnnnaaa?”</p> <p><strong>Manager and Nadine:</strong> “Summma Donnnaa! That’s right. SIMMER DOWN NOW! That’s it, now get!”</p> </blockquote> <p>Personally, I can’t think of a better way to be memorialized</p> </blockquote>http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23235498393http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23235498393Thu, 17 May 2012 13:23:40 -0400snl<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr6pq7T13h1qec8vso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><a href="http://../../tagged/PAINT+ME+LIKE+ONE+OF+YOUR+DEATH+EATERS+VOLDY">#PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR DEATH EATERS VOLDY</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Paint me like a beauxbatons witch!</p>http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23232592303http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23232592303Thu, 17 May 2012 12:11:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3zhnvnBII1qzfebyo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pi4nobl4ck.tumblr.com/post/23002143687/pie-jesu-domine-dona-eis-requiem-thump">pi4nobl4ck</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Pie Jesu</em><em> Domine</em><em>,</em></p> <p><em>Dona eis requiem</em></p> <p><em><br/></em></p> <p><em>~~THUMP~~</em></p> </blockquote>http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23231662345http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23231662345Thu, 17 May 2012 11:46:13 -0400monty python<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gabydunn.com/post/23229683685/working-on-a-post-about-job-gripes">gabydunn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hey! Guys with jobs! What is one thing someone could ask you to do at your job that would drive you bonkers?</p> <p>For example when I was working in web design, I’d haaaate when someone would ask me to “just make that blink-y” or “make that sparkley?”</p> <p>No matter what your job is, I’m looking for the most ridiculous, annoying, outrageous requests people make of you that make your life hell. Either comment or leave them here: <a href="http://gabydunn.com/ask"><a href="http://gabydunn.com/ask">http://gabydunn.com/ask</a></a></p> <p>What are they?</p> </blockquote> <p>Passing this along.</p>http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23230199483http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23230199483Thu, 17 May 2012 11:02:35 -0400<p><blockquote> <ul><li>immediately</li> </ul></blockquote></p>http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23213549869http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23213549869Thu, 17 May 2012 00:32:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4374foDcP1ruco1go1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4374foDcP1ruco1go2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23212794698http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23212794698Thu, 17 May 2012 00:15:42 -0400andy kaufman<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3q6g6NyOS1r17qi5o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3q6g6NyOS1r17qi5o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><small>“Margaret?”<br/>“Yes?”<br/>“Don’t take this the wrong way.”</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23212632106http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23212632106Thu, 17 May 2012 00:12:14 -0400the proposal<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3y0liN0F11qazrmro1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3y0liN0F11qazrmro2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23211372525http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23211372525Wed, 16 May 2012 23:47:06 -0400adventureland<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44e1y9NBm1qb10wfo1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44e1y9NBm1qb10wfo2_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44e1y9NBm1qb10wfo3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44e1y9NBm1qb10wfo4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44e1y9NBm1qb10wfo11_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44e1y9NBm1qb10wfo12_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44e1y9NBm1qb10wfo14_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44e1y9NBm1qb10wfo15_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>NOW, THE STORY OF A SUPERHERO TEAM WHO WAS NEEDED TO FIGHT THINGS, AND THE ONE MAN WHO HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO BRING THEM ALL TOGETHER. </small></p> <p><em><small>It’s Avengered Development.</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23210830513http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23210830513Wed, 16 May 2012 23:36:53 -0400tony is gob4realz<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3kscbF2XB1qmmugio1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3kscbF2XB1qmmugio2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3kscbF2XB1qmmugio3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3kscbF2XB1qmmugio4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3kscbF2XB1qmmugio5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3kscbF2XB1qmmugio6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23208086380http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23208086380Wed, 16 May 2012 22:50:50 -0400topher brinkdollhouse<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m457zgHy0A1rsuu8ko1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mrssethmeyers.tumblr.com/post/23201808294/sethly-you-need-to-wear-more-work-out-gear-cuz">mrssethmeyers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sethly you need to wear more work out gear!<br/> Cuz DAMN you look hot!</p> </blockquote> <p>Seth Meyers ‘bout to MURDER YO ASS</p>http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23205014921http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23205014921Wed, 16 May 2012 22:08:09 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44a8337d91qa7aydo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23203092315http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23203092315Wed, 16 May 2012 21:42:17 -0400bill murray<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43fak7hxm1rw50ixo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43fak7hxm1rw50ixo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23197653137http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23197653137Wed, 16 May 2012 20:32:06 -0400stop yourself<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m415iuYgCm1qaadk3o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m415iuYgCm1qaadk3o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m415iuYgCm1qaadk3o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m415iuYgCm1qaadk3o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23192391717http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23192391717Wed, 16 May 2012 19:21:22 -0400chris evans<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43cbmGmCY1ql0l7mo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43cbmGmCY1ql0l7mo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23187448888http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23187448888Wed, 16 May 2012 18:11:38 -0400Topher Brink<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1aa8rOsaT1qc3glso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://accidentallybreathless.tumblr.com/post/19728163077/ahhh-so-cute">accidentallybreathless</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ahhh so cute!</p> </blockquote>http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23182770921http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23182770921Wed, 16 May 2012 17:03:01 -0400teacup pigomg it's so chubby :3<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3try8eORO1rp7wlmo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><small><em>Ryan Gosling walks in on interview.. and discreetly walks out again. (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8xcPGa7Y3KY">video</a>)</em></small></p> </blockquote>http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23179429234http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23179429234Wed, 16 May 2012 16:09:01 -0400d.y.i.n.ggggggggggggggggggggg<a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=152831176">As 'SNL' Season Ends, Signs Of A Coming Shift : NPR</a>: <blockquote> <p>Mostly the same schpiel as always, except I like the part at the end about the grooming of future SNL stars.</p> </blockquote>http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23171046337http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23171046337Wed, 16 May 2012 13:07:19 -0400snlsaturday night live<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m40veemWXq1qiz3j8o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m40veemWXq1qiz3j8o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m40veemWXq1qiz3j8o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m40veemWXq1qiz3j8o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m40veemWXq1qiz3j8o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m40veemWXq1qiz3j8o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m40veemWXq1qiz3j8o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m40veemWXq1qiz3j8o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23170279074http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23170279074Wed, 16 May 2012 12:47:57 -0400office spacefunniest movie ever<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44fk8KkIC1qjk2p4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://elenaanddamon.tumblr.com/post/23166818974/the-time-we-decided-to-go-as-the-breakfast-club">elenaanddamon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><em>“The Time We Decided to Go as The Breakfast Club, But Forgot to Coordinate Our Costumes”</em> </strong></p> </blockquote>http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23169554208http://onlyannie.tumblr.com/post/23169554208Wed, 16 May 2012 12:29:12 -0400himym